Tagged: Humor Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts

  • robert 1:50 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: braces, , Connect Group, funny, Humor, ipod, , , Pirates of the Caribbean, school, ,   

    School Started Yet Life Continues! 

    Augh! Sorry for the lack of posts the last few weeks! I’ve been so insanely busy keeping up with school I haven’t had time to write anything up! Anyway, a few updates:

    • I now have braces! Many of my friends recently got/had braces, and they are all very nice in either telling me that I will die by stab myself with the metal in my mouth, choke to death while I sleep, or have some evil menace plant a super-bomb in my mouth because I look inconspicuous. I prefer to think that my death will be a result of a snowboarding accident or something to do with corn chowder.
    • School is underway and I am flooded with it, literally. A wave of books recently covered our schoolroom and we take turns swimming through them to find each other’s assignments.
    • My iPod was lost yesterday at a Connect Group meeting, survived the rainstorm, and was found by Mr. Hollandsworth (Thank God!) today. My iPod is very resilient and loves a good fight. He said he gave the raindrops several upper-cuts and wild kicks while shouting, “That’s for the apple!”
    • I am considering buying a backhoe and investing in dirt. Somebody told me it never loses its value, so hey, I might as well save up.

    Random vid of the day:

    Random Song of the Day:

    He’s a Pirate by Klaus Badelt, From the Original Motion Picture Pirates of the Caribbean.

    Advertisements
     
    • james 6:28 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      i have so muchas school to!!!!
      -good thing u found your ipod

      james

    • Robomaster 7:48 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Ya it’s really nice that I found it again! What kinda school you doing? Like what subjects?

    • weirded out person 7:54 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Your ipod talks to you?!?!?!?

    • Robomaster 7:58 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      weirded out person :
      Your ipod talks to you?!?!?!?

      Believe it or not, it does occasional shout at me. It’s quite annoying, actually. Oh ya, check out the video in my post, it starts out annoying but gets really cool.

      • weirded out person 9:26 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        nah i’l pass

    • weirded out person 9:29 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      have fun with your imaginary friend tho

    • happy person of awesomeness 10:10 am on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      you rock

    • Robomaster 5:53 am on September 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      happy person of awesomeness :
      you rock

      Why thank you…

    • Robomaster 5:54 am on September 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      My amazing super-cool blog tools tell me that happy person of awesomeness is the same as weirded out person. So, who are they both? I can guess…

  • robert 7:04 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: 1980s, , , Humor, , self defense   

    Self Defense of the 1980s 

    Nice idea. Looks like a failure from the start, sadly.

    (More …)

     
    • Nhoel 9:08 pm on September 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Is this really a failure? I think that this is a very handy tool. Where can I get this?

      -Nhoel

      • Robomaster 9:38 am on September 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        I don’t think they’re selling it anymore – For good reason.

  • robert 9:58 pm on August 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Humor, stickmen   

    Stickmen: A Endless Contraption 

    This makes my head hurt.

    Stickmen: A Endless Contraption

    You thought that one was bad?

    Even more Stickmen: Another Endless Contraption

    -Robomaster

    P.S. If you don’t have a headache from looking at those, you do too much math.

     
    • natalie 12:53 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      wow that’s insane
      people who make those things have WAYYY too much time on their hands. 😀

      • Robomaster 1:49 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        natalie :
        wow that’s insane
        people who make those things have WAYYY too much time on their hands.

        lol seriously, can you imagine drawing that? eek!

  • robert 8:53 am on August 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: definitions, government, Humor, politics, systems   

    Political Systems for Dummies 

    Some definitions, as ridiculous as they might seem, are just plain truths. For example:

    —————————————–

    FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

    PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

    BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

    FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

    PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

    RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

    CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

    DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

    PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

    REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

    BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

    PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

    LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

    SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

    ———————————————

    So, which definition did ya like best? Which was was closest to the real definition?

     
    • Robomaster 9:01 am on August 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I have to say I like the last definition best. It’s so true! And the closest to a real definition is probably…Cambodian Communism.

    • natalie 1:04 am on August 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      yeah the last one is funny.
      i don’t get the second to last one though…

c
Compose new post
j
Next post/Next comment
k
Previous post/Previous comment
r
Reply
e
Edit
o
Show/Hide comments
t
Go to top
l
Go to login
h
Show/Hide help
shift + esc
Cancel